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pagan birthday priest

An individual who does not acknowledge the importance of their own birthday, yet readily emphasizes celebrating the birthdays of others. Such individuals sacrifice their birthdays.

Roberta: "Man, I'm so excited for Bryan's birthday this weekend! Jon Skuba has been hyping it up for months."

Christine: "Yeah dude, Jon's birthday was also yesterday, but he just didn't tell anyone."

Roberta: "Really? I had no idea. What a pagan birthday priest."

Christine: "Yeah. But I heard that later tonight he's conducting a ceremonial ritual in which he slaughters a bull upon an altar in honor of Apollo if you want to go to that."

Roberta: "Sounds good dude. I'm in."

by Gandalf Greyhelm. September 26, 2013

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