paige mickelsen

A chav that can't keep a man for more than 5 minutes. always wears tracksuits and a messy bun with blotchy tan and a violent personality. a short person that will be the size of a doorknob by the time they are 18. the type of person that would create a new email so they don't have to pay for spotify premium to listen to overrated trap music. always gives off a pissy energy and is always followed by a wall of perfume and fake friends that remind you of bugs.

"paige mickelsen is a slag"