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painted baby

A child that is "painted" with airbrushed makeup to look like a freakish barbie doll for children's beauty pageants.

That TLC special on painted babies always creeps me out

Woa, check out that painted baby in Little Miss Sunshine, what a freak!

by Sue Pirnova November 6, 2008

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Can I paint you baby blue?

Will you have sex with me?

Hey, I was just wondering..can I paint you baby blue?

by LAFONDAAA January 16, 2009

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Paint the Baby

a term used to describe the act of smoking illegal herbs whilst pregnant. the baby is "painted". more commonly used to explain that you are very very high.

"are you baked as a cake?"
"man...i'ma paint the baby"

by ianimo May 1, 2016


spray paint baby

A female significant other whom has a metallic tasting kitty cat

Rebecca is a mad spray paint baby, the wrestling team told me.

by Keandog6699 October 30, 2020