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When a guy ejaculates all over your deflated empty tits. He then proceeds to rub it all over them including underneath the empty skin bags you have been mascarading as tits up until this point. Your push up bra deceived him up until this point, but now you find he rather enjoys the usefulness of empty tits.
Go on baby, treat yourself to some Pancakes and Syrup
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a barbiturate mixed with codeine cough syrup
Items confiscated at the six residences included crack, "pancakes and syrup" (a barbiturate mixed with codeine cough syrup); a total of $13,000 in cash and a .25- caliber automatic handgun.
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Pancake syrup is whenever three female midgets (all of which are infected with the blue waffle, red pancake, and purple crepe diseases) and two average sized males (whome are infected with special fried rice disease) all have an orgy and then combine all excreations in a bottle the excreations then mich together to form a thick syrupy liquid and then pour it over one another and then lick the syrupy concoction of diseased excreations .
Dude those nasty mofos just made pancake syrup
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The grossest crap that your local supermarket will sell you telling you that its more than food coloring, and Steve's marinade lemonade
Kevin:Man have you tried that Pancake Syrup?
Steve: Yeah its only food coloring in my happiness
Two items that must go hand and hand, without another just don't make any sense and aren't as good. Usually exclaimed with vigor when one is trying to find the other of the duo.
More precisely in urban slang: "Yo Pancakes! Where's my syrup?!"
Kim went out for ladies night and now she's not answering CJ's text messages.... If in fact they were pancakes & syrup, CJ would definitely send a call out text message proclaiming, "Yo Pancakes! Where's my syrup!?"
When a man defecates onto his partner’s chest, he then sits down on his excrement to flatten it out to resemble a pancake. Then he adds the syrup by ejaculating on the pancake.
Last night was pancake Tuesday, so Jake smashed a pancake with syrup on my chest. Now I am off the sweets for lent.