To harvest the ear wax of your female partner, smear it under her eyes, then administer a chinese shrinky dink, which will cause her to cry, mixing her mascara with the ear wax, causing her to look like a panda. Then force feed her bamboo shoots.
On my wedding night, i plan on giving my new bride a panda hole.
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The relative transverse directions are those where one has baby panda boundary conditions with respect to one brane and mommy panda boundary conditions with respect to the other. A Black Hole Panda Nest collectively manifests both branes and all dimensions within the local spacetime of a living panda nest.
Michael: Did you hear those yelps?! A nest must be near!
Fred: What Yelps?! What nest?!
Michael: An easy way to identify a black hole panda nest is to listen in for excited elementary panda yelps.
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