panda panda

The practice of assuming that any gay man would be a perfect match for any other gay man you know--akin to the zoo situation in which pandas must be mated at all costs. Originating from a group on Facebook.

Curtis, there's someone I want you to meet . . . Relax, I swear it's not panda panda. You're both brokers and into Portishead.

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panda pandaing

having sex; fucking; making love; getting your "groove on";

Girl 1: I hit my head on the wall so there wasn't any panda pandaing last night.

Girl 2: Lame.

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panda pandas

1. A one-night stand
2. To love somebody so bad you're on the brink of raping them

panda pandas is how i roll