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Panda Sex is defined as the act of having sex with a fat asian woman.
Jake: You like fat asian woman?
Edwin: Yeah I love me some Panda Sex
I had some crazy Panda Sex last night.
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1. noun: Interracial sex
2: adjective: When two virgins have no idea how to fuck
Ashton: "Doooood look at this PornHub video!"
Matt: "Damn, are these guys having Panda Sex? Their 69 is just flopping on their bellies!"
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Sex with a partner that rare or infrequent. Refers to pandas, who have sex so infrequently it is rarely witnessed by humans or other pandas.
“He’s the best sex of my life. But we have panda sex. It only happens when we’re in the same city, which is practically never.”
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Where the man beats his girl so hard with his donger, that you leave black spots all over her body. Alternatively, if a girl takes her boosoms and smacks the man resulting in black spots, equalling in an a very eventful night.
Hey honey, what do you want to do tonight? See a movie, walk in the park, or panda sex?
In a work place setting: "Tammy why do you have so many bruises?" 'Oh, silly Margie, don't you know? Me and my husband have been into panda sex?'
"Ouch ouch! Smack. Smack. Ouch ouch. Whap, whap." Panda sex.
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To have sex and leave
Based on the dictionary definition of Panda "Eats shoots and leaves"
I'm only after a quick bit of panda sex
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When two obese people have really hardcore sex
Me and my wife had some enraged panda sex last night
A larger, thicker (yet still attractive) woman who is extremely enthusiastic in the bedroom.
Yo man, check out that sex panda. I want her to chew on MY bamboo.
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