pandemic sex

When you're looking for some COVID-19 comfort sex due to loneliness from social distancing, boredom from quarantine, or panic from maybe dying.

*Term coined by Ana and mildly inspired by Matthew.

Woman: What are you looking for on this dating app thing?
Man: The one. Not the wrong one. The right one.
Woman: I'm looking for the wrong one.
Man: Like purposely?! You just looking for some pandemic sex?