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Panic Maven

A person who gets paranoid about something without a legitimate reason.

Person #1: What took you so long? I thought you just went to put something in your Aunt's van.

Person #2: My Aunt is a real panic maven. She didn't believe me when I said I locked her van, so she made me go back and re-check to make sure it's locked.

by Ace Corona November 24, 2013