panty phantom

When you wonder where your dirty panties have gotten to because they aren't in the hamper anymore. You consider it plausible that a dirty minded poltergeist could exist and has helped himself, but then you remember that Craig Baker had visited and left quite abruptly.

Wife: Honey, have you seen my little silk panties? I can't find them anywhere...
Husband: Have you checked the clothes hamper in the bathroom?
Wife: Of course I have, they aren't there.
Husband: Well maybe it was the fucking panty phantom?!

phantom panties

panties found in your boyfriend's bed that aren't yours

Sheila: Hey, I heard you broke up with Brian...
Amy: Yeah, cause i found a pair of phantom panties in his bed last night.
Sheila: That cheatin' ass douche! Good for you, girl!