Papal Pound

When at Church giving thanks, instead of shaking the person's hand, you give them a fist pound instead.

I am a huge germaphobe, so at church i give people a Papal Pound.

Some young punk at Sunday Mass tried to Papal Pound me.

The Pope, Papal Pounded Howie Mandel on the set of Deal or No Deal.

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Papal Pound

What happens to a little boy's bum when you leave him with a Catholic priest.

Oh lord, you left little jack with Father Grabs-a-butt? He is sure to come home sore after the Papal Pound!

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Papal Pound

The unholy act upon small boys by holy men.

Stick it in the pope. Do the Papal Pound.

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Papal Pound

verb.,
the act of a Catholic priest raping a child.

The Vatican has covered up Papal Pound rings around the world.

No one has been excommunicated for child rape. But, they have excommunicated people for marrying a Protestant. See, the church does have morals!

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papal pound

papal pound(money)

when pope/priest rapes kids and gives them money so they will conceal it and dont tell.

its a nonvoluntary prostitution

that priest gave me $600 so i can buy a gun and kill the priest, at least i will conceal it

papal pound

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