paper canoe

When a joint burns on one side only.

Hey man, looks like we've got a paper canoe on our hands, let's squash this shit out and roll a new one.

Toilet Paper Canoe

A temporary sanitary napkin. Made by wrapping toilet paper around your hand and then folding the beehive of toilet paper in half. It is then placed in the underpants as a temporary sanitary napkin. over a period of time, after carrying on with daily activities , the toilet paper is formed between the thighs into the shape of a canoe.

Melony- "Hey kelly, I just started my period and I don't have a pad. Can I have one of yours."

Kelly- "I don't have one, looks like you'll have to make yourself a toilet paper canoe."