parazophrexic

1 abbreviation for paranoid schizophrenic dyslexic
2 a comination of dyslexia and schizophrenia that causes a person to think he is following the police

my parazophrexic friend said "there is a cop two cars in front of me i just know it, i have been following him for hours and i still haven't actually seen him."

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