Parental Notification

TFW all of a sudden you experience an increase in red dots across all your socials and you mistake your newfound popularity for the feigned interest of The Rents

Bro, why are you on your phone so much right now?

Bro, my phone is blowing up. So many dots.

What did you post?

A picture of my sandwhich.

Let me see.

Oh, bro. Christmas is next week. This is a parental notification.