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a snowboarder/skier who rides simply for the terrain park on the mountain, being typically inconsiderate of most other resort goers, park rats are obnoxious. however they're hilarious. They can be easily identified by exuberantly baggy clothing, often size XXXL or even XXXXL shirts over their typical outerwear and an affiliation with the brand "Special Blend." They're aight.
Some jackass park rat cut me off..
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A Skier that wears super baggy, super tall tees and hoodies - They look rediculous but they don't care cause they're so much cooler and more comfortable than anyone at the ski park.
"Hey that Park Rat's lookin' steezy!"
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a skater/ in-liner/ bmxer who hangs out at the
skatepark too much, rather than on the streets.
basically, skatepark kids. (usually skateboarders)
street skater: freakin park rats.
i'll kick all their asses at skate.
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A Park rat refers to any person who spends an inordinate amount of time at a skateboard park OR a snowboard/ski park.
Snowboard park rats are characterized by their lack of adequate hygiene, poor grammar, terribe emo clothing, and a complete and utter inability to ride big mountain. Park Rats are to be avoided, as prolonged exposure leads to increased stupidity.
(During park run): Damn, these park rats are all over the place!
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a skater/ in-liner/ bmxer who hangs out at the
skatepark too much, rather than on the streets.
basically, skatepark kids. (usually skateboarders)
street skater: freakin park rats.
i'll kick all their asses at skate.
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Park & Pipe Rats are persons who spend their days skiing and riding the Park and Pipe features at a ski resort and waste precious lift line space for real skiers and snow riders.
Park & Pipe Rats speak the language of dude-speak and are known for their dude-tude attitude towards the general skiing and snowboarding public.
Easily spotted by their tall tee's, pants hanging half-way off their asses and Bruno style hair cuts, male Park & Pipe Rats are dangerous to both young women and cougars alike.
Jib Slice and the rest of his Park & Pipe Rats buddies have poached more cougars at this ski hill than the ski instructors.
Those Park & Pipe Rats look like they shop at the Big and Tall store. All upper body and really short legs. That's what makes them so good at cougar hunting, I guess?!?
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