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having sex with a wheelchair bound person
guy 1: hey dude look at the cctv tapes of the hospital, theres a guy havin' sex with a chick in a wheelchair in there
guy 2: no way dude, he totally did a park and ride
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A large parking lot meant for carpooling. In the late afternoon or early evening you can find couples in the back seat of their cars fooling around! So, the next time you see a sign that says, "Park & Ride"..know that the ride is more fun!
I went to the Park & Ride with a hot guy to play...we got busted by the cops because we left the car running...
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A wild, multifaceted sexual encounter.
I was rode like an amusement park ride.
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Picture this: a discombobulated unicorn being humped beyond recognition, urinated on and then ripped apart starting at the throat.....by a 9lbs Boston Terrier in a pink tutu named Skittles 💕💕💕💕
Think it's all fun and games till ya wake up face down and ass up after a good ol fashion park avenue pony ride. Good luck getting THAT taste out ya mouf!!