park city high school

The only high school in park city utah. Where everyone is addicted to one or more drugs and gets blackout drunk every weekend. Every student is required to join on or more cults who all practice curses to put on there rival school Wasatch High. There also required to flex how rich they are at all times.

normal kid: You go to park city high school. Is that why you are in 15 different cults and own 15 houses

park city kid: No need to flex but yes

Park City High School

It is a high school (obviously) in Park City, UT.
Park City High School is a high school that approximately 1500 students from a plethora of socioeconomic stratopoli attend. There is an equal emphasis on both academics and athletics

Its clubs (truly) include:

-Academic Decathlon

-American Red Cross

-Art Club

-Ballroom Dance

-Best Buddies

-Game & Wildlife Hunting & Programming

-Small Percussion

-SECS Club

-Social Injustice Club

-Southnorthern Asiatic Association Society Club for the Deaf, Blind, Mute, Dumb, Moronic, Gay and Lesbian (at the same time) Prohibitionist Hermaphroditic Nymphomaniacs Daughters and/or Sons of Northern-Bound Greedy Gentlemen and Whorish Ladies Interested in Perpetuating the Notion that all Partisan Artisan Plumbers and Pipefitters of Yakustk and Milwaukee were Created to be Ensalved Under a Bald Emporer with an Unpronounceble Name in an Undisclosed Location at a Set Time.

"I live in the Park City area and am between the ages of 14 and 18, ergo, I attend Park City High School. Whie in attendance, I may or may not be addicted to one (or more) illegal substance. I believe that beer is proof that beer is meant to be drunk"

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