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The verb fora a man to engage in heterosexual sexual intercourse. Used due to the (vague) resemblance of a porpoise to a man's penis. Made famous by Kal Penn playing the role of Taj Mahal Badalandabad in Van Wilder.
Taj: I came here to this country to study the great American art of muff diving. To smack clam, munch rug, dine at just one American pink taco stand! You know, I wanted to, how is it, park the porpoise. You know? I want to take it through the car wash, baby. And get it waxed. I want to wax it. Wax it! You know, and air dry. Air dry that shit, yeah! And I would like to be your assistant very much, Mr. Van Wilder.
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(use for males) to engaged in sexual intercourse with a female.
guy1: dude, I got that girl's phone number yesterday. I think she really likes me.
guy2: uh, so?
guy1: what? aren't you guys proud of me.
guy2: no
guy1: why not?
guy3: not until you PARK THE PORPOISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111
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A reference to placing your penis into your partners cavity ;)
Jimmy asked his girlfriend, "Can I park the porpoise tonight?" ;)
A slang term for intercourse
I spent the whole night parking the porpoise with your sister.