Parktard

A person who has a complete and utter inability to park a car correctly.

When observing a car taking up multiple spaces in a car park: Look at that Lexus, what a parktard.

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Parktard

A South Park fan

Your opinion doesn’t matter because you watch South Park fan.

Yea he’s a fucking parktard

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Parktarded

adjective: A person who exhibits an inability to park correctly within a designated space. Exhibited by parking too close, double parking, crossing the lines, over the curb, or generally socially unacceptable parking behavior that impedes your fellow man's ability to park correctly or get in and out of their vehicle.

That F350 dually taking up four spaces is parktarded. Noun: see parktard

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Parktarded

Never remembering where one parked their car

the guy walking around the parking lot aimlessly, He's Parktarded, he has no idea where he parked his car

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Fast-Lane Parktard

The oblivious, offensive motorist who ABSOLUTELY REFUSES to move from the left lane under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES...

Who teaches someone to enter the highway at a dangerous, ridiculously slow pace and IMMEDIATELY move to the left/passing lane and JUST FUCKING SIT THERE...FOREVER, AND EVER!
A Fast-Lane Parktard, that's who...dumb-ass!

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