Rural Dictionary

Parnell

A poor, almost abandoned town in Missouri with a population of less than 180 people and a whopping 13 blocks. Usually full of old people and little annoying kids.

"Hey, wanna go run around Parnell?"

"Yeah, I've got 7 minutes to spare. What's a few blocks gonna hurt?"

by Weiner Gates February 5, 2010

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Parnelle is a family name or as a boy's name is pronounced par-NEL. It is of Latin origin, and the meaning of Parnell is "country bumpkin". From Petronius. Also possibly derived from an ancient Roman family name, from the Greek name Petros, meaning "stone". Use may be in honor of Charles Parnell, the 19th-century Irish politician who campaigned for home rule in Ireland. Parnel is a surname derived from a medieval given name.

Having a friend who is a Parnelle is exciting and wonderful. A Parnelle is kind hearted and loving. They will always be there for you. Parnelle is easy to talk to which means you will talk their ear off! Once you meet a Parnelle, you will never want them to leave your side. They will become your best friend within a matter of weeks.

"My best friend is a Parnelle!" "You are so lucky."
"you are talking my ear off!" "Oh I'm sorry, are you a Parnelle? Stop being so easy to talk to"

by kansashereicome October 1, 2011

Parnell University

The school you go to to become asian.

I'm going to Parnell University. I'm going to be a doctor.

by Theboss69420 February 21, 2019

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Kenneth Parnell

a very clever pedophile manuever used to lure kids into a sketch pad.

usually using Atari games, Now & Later's, various hello kitty items, and lots of Lazy Town footage.

dude i'm not buying my weed over at that sketch pad anymore.

why not?

because my dealer totally Kenneth Parnell's the Smut Pedallers in the hood into his sketch pad and it creeps me out.

by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009

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