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When you sit between 2 chairs with one ass cheek on each chair and let out a huge fart.
Sitting between two chairs was a bit uncomfortable until I felt like parting the brown sea, then there was plenty of room!
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Sexual intercourse with a woman while she is menstruating. The stench and copious amount of blood released and accompanied with a woman's period is of little or no consequence to a man who is still willing to have sex with her. The man is usually very horny and/or drunk.
"Even though Sonia was on her period, I wanted to fuck her really bad. I knew that I would be parting the Red Sea if I fucked her liked that. But I'm an interesting guy and when I want something, I get it. So I did it"
"My neighbor is so fucking hot. I'd fuck her even if I had to part her Red Sea."
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Having sex with a girl on her period.
Sticking your penis in a girl who has a "sea" of blood.
Joe:"Yo man, that bitch is fine and I wanna do her, but shes on her period!"
Bill: "It look's like you should go part the red sea."
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To have vaginal intercourse or oral sex with a woman who is having her period.
I don't care how much you beg, I'm not parting your Red Sea, Moses.
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Having sex with a girl who has her period.
Alex: Dude, be a good wing man and take her down for me!!
Ralph: Saw a tampon in her purse, so she's on the rag dude!!
Alex: Well then you will just be parting the Red Sea!
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To go down on a woman, while she is on her period.
She was on the rag and wanted me to go down on her. I decided to go ahead and part the red sea.
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A sexual twist of a reference to parting the Red Sea meaning spreading the legs of a woman and adventuring the depths of her promise land.
"Now you're parting the pink sea with the girl of your dreams"
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