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Party Harness

A strap that is worn while partying to keep your sunglasses either on your face or around your neck.

The party harness is often worn by the beer wolf and the party animal, but just about anyone can find comfort in its securing grip. Look for the party harness in these locations, apres ski, houseboating, tailgate parties, bbqs, sausage parties, beer festivals and pretty much anywhere people are found to be partying.

It's a good thing I had my party harness on when I jumped in the water, I nearly lost my shades.

by vAnCiTyCaNaDa March 14, 2010