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-----usually consisting of more than 2 layers of "make-up items" such as:
cover-up, face cream, blush, foundation, random goo and powders, and applying them to the face, to appear sexy or perfect.
-----forwardly put: a pound of make-up on the face.
----meaning someone who uses way too much goddamn make-up
----non-real, fake "look" to a person.
-----like a nice painting, but with so much paint on one canvass, it simply globbs together.
****however, do not confuse with "pastey face". it's completley different.
damn, look at that paste-a-face! I bet half her skinny-ass weight is due to her face covered in all that shit!
(guy goes to kiss girl on face)
"awww gross!" "what the hell?! your such a paste-a-face! I can taste nothing but chemicals...."
you have such a paste-a-face, your begining to look moreorange tan, than naturally tan.
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(V) Getting blown while you take a shit. wiping your ass with everyday household toilet paper. After blowing your load on her face wrap that shit up like paper mache'
cindy insisted on giving me head while I took a shit, so to reward her i gave her the Paste Face.
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“I am way past facing reality!” Is a statement of clarity beyond clarity. This statement is a counter slap to someone who thinks that they are trying to alert you to the reality of a situation. It’s another way of saying: “Oh, allow me to retort, MOTHERFUCKER!”.
Lover #1 You have to face reality, our relationship is in trouble and we need to talk.
Lover #2 I am way past facing reality! OUR RELATIONSHIP IS OVER!!!!!
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When someone's face is exactly the same in every one of their photos/selfies they have a "copy-paste face". It's as if someone cut out their face from one photo and pasted it in every other photo.
Barb: look at my photos from my vacation in Vegas, Sharon! I had so much fun.
Sharon: *looks at photos* I'm sorry to tell ya, Barb. But you have a copy-paste face. You look exactly the same in every photo!