pastor franz

charismatic liar; second only to L. Ron Hubbard as founder of lame religions; will take your money; wears too much cologne; stuffs his fat self into versace suits, which he buys with his patrons' money; pretty much a life-ruiner.

Person 1: Who's the guy who is endorsing Scientology?
Person 2: I don't know, but for sure he's a Pastor Franz.
Person 1: Fo' sho'.

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