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patriot, the

A sexual act whereby the male recieves a blowjob while standing and the female kneeling on the floor. The male then ejaculates on the females face and quickly punches her in the nose, drawing blood. The red (blood), white (semen), and blue (bruised nose) represent the colors of the flag and give the patriot its name. It is customary, after ejaculation, for the male to stand at attention, salute, execute an about-face, and walk out of the room.

My girlfriend likes getting the patriot every Friday night.

by deep eyes January 21, 2005

6πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


patriotic

The act of brown-nosing to a country. (See butt-kisser)

By being patriotic, he doesn't have to pay his taxes.

by Detranova July 28, 2003

466πŸ‘ 73πŸ‘Ž


patriotism

bleeding- or dying to defend our GOD GIVEN RIGHTS of free expression, freedom to worship GOD, freedom to own property, freedom from government meddling, freedom to life from conception to natural death, freedom to remain silent when accused, freedom of innocence until proven otherwise, freedom of association, freedom of DISassociation

patriotism is the willingness to give of one's self completely for others to experience the awesomeness of America under God

by IBleedForCountry July 31, 2011

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patriotic

Used to describe a conservative American incaple of thinking critically. These people consider it a compliment for some reason.

Bubba is very patriotic, which is good because it leaves more room in his skull for his uncle's whammy to fit.

by nomorebushpleasegodnomorebush December 12, 2003

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patriotic

A politicaly-correct word for blind or arrogant.

Nuff said

by AYB March 26, 2003

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patriotic

To be easily blinded by a government

Help im blind.

by Maddas March 25, 2003

645πŸ‘ 156πŸ‘Ž


Patriots

The politically correct term for white supremacists-turned-terrorists, or brainwashed conspiracists-turned-extremists, who rationalize that merely holding peaceful protests would not prevent an β€œillegitimate” president-elect who β€œstole the vote” from taking office, much less stop socialism and communism to take root in the country, but mob violence could grant them their political wish.

After the armed insurrection perpetrated by his diehard supporters who broke into the Capitol and changed the American flag with the Trump flag, Donald J. Trump called those rioters and thugs "great patriots."

by MathPlus January 9, 2021

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