pattle

One who used to have hair like a sheep, a proper mullet. Can't sit still at all, has to bob his head, swing on his chair, and throw stuff- all at the same time. Says freakishly random stuff constantly. Once owned a baby made of chips. Wears ballgowns to the cinema. Has a very unfortunate middle name, but a massive wank arm with a lovely name so s'all good. Often makes situations hilariously awkward. Dorky but cool, gets nosebleeds in the shower. He's one of those poeple you can't help but love. A proper ledge.

Sam: Whoa! Look at that seriously cool guy!
Molly: Dude, that's Pattle.

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Cabble Pattle

When an obese person begins to grow breasts on their back, though they aren’t attractive breasts as they resemble cottage cheese made of skin. Cabbles are the beginnings of breasts between the armpit and the chest, Cabble Pattles are exactly the same but located on the reverse of the torso.

“She’s got Cabble Pattle, every day she eats too much food.”

Rusty pattle

its when you shit in a net-like bag and slap someone with it

the bitch wouldent shut up so i gave her a rusty pattle

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Up the creek without a pattle

In a difficult situation without a way out

Guy 1: I have 2 hours of homework in class A, 2 hours of homework in class B, and only have one hour.
Guy 2: well your up the creek without a pattle

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