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Is everyone's dad, and we are all his kiddos. Is the purest person to exist. Loves cats despite being allergic. Also dogs. Lots of dogs. Always trying to make everyone happy. Lots of dad jokes
Patton: "You deserve a 'Pat on' the back for that one!"
Logan:"Did you just make a pun on your name?"
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Patton is a nice boy with a big heart, and lots of love for all of his friends. He's a goofball, who likes to joke around, and make cute puns. Patton usually loves cats, and dogs. He constantly tries to cheer people up. His smile will light up and entire room. He is very honest, and if you're lucky enough to have Patton as a friend, you will be greeted with ever-lasting kindness!
Person 1- Hey, did you see Patton today?
Person 2- Yeah. He's giving out hugs!
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The best boi
He’s like my dad, you know?
Just listen
If you meet a Patton, cherish them cause they are like the sweetest people ever.
Patton is so adorable, I just wanna hug him!
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A fairly common last name with Scotch-Irish origins literally meaning "the superior family." People with this last name were revered endlessly and praised as "the smartest, most attractive, and most popular" in any group.
"Have you met that kid John? He's so cool you would think he was a Patton."
"He is!"
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The act of vomiting at completely inconvenient times. May come while roaming a visitors college campus, or in a car on the way to a baseball game while riding in the middle of the backseat.
Luke: "Dude, you guys are late!"
Danny: "Sorry man, we had to stop, Rick was pattoning in the car."
Kyle: "Did you see the guy with the long hair? He was pattoning while he was walking on campus!"
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General Patton's statement on 8 August 1945:
“The difficulty in understanding the Russian is that we do not take cognizance of the fact that he is not a European, but an Asiatic, and therefore thinks deviously. We can no more understand a Russian than a Chinaman or a Japanese, and from what I have seen of them, I have no particular desire to understand them, except to ascertain how much lead or iron it takes to kill them. In addition to his other Asiatic characteristics, the Russian have no regard for human life and is an all out son of bitch, barbarian, and chronic drunk."
He knew what was coming at:
“I understand the situation. Their the Soviet supply system is inadequate to maintain them in a serious action such as I could put to them. They have chickens in the coop and cattle on the hoof--that's their supply system. They could probably maintain themselves in the type of fighting I could give them for five days. After that it would make no difference how many million men they have, and if you wanted Moscow I could give it to you. They lived on the land coming down. There is insufficient left for them to maintain themselves going back. Let's not give them time to build up their supplies. If we do, then . . . we have had a victory over the Germans and disarmed them, but we have failed in the liberation of Europe; we have lost the war!"
How right the outspoken General was..
General Patton Knew the Russian could not be trusted.
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Patton Sanders is the smallest bean you will EVER see. He is known to make a LOT of dad jokes
"I'm just so happy you made A DAD JOKE!"
"you're acting like Patton Sanders"