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A sick TV show that the entire freshman class is into.
Freshman 1: Ayy, ever heard of Paw Patrol?
Freshman 2: Nigga the whole Freshman class is into that shit.
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The TV show for kids that teaches them that they too, can break the laws of physics.
Kid:"Mommy? Can I jump off the roof? I won't get hurt if the Paw Patrol can't get hurt from it..."
Mom: "Well, if the Paw Patrol is okay from it, than you will be too. Go right ahead."
Kid jumps off the roof and should've snapped his/her neck and died. But didn't...
Thanks physics <:'(
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The tv show that teaches kids many things that are fucked. It teaches them that now dogs can speak our language. It also breaks the laws of gravity on top of teaching kids that dogs can now drive all these trucks very well.
:( paw patrol is a messed up show.
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Paw Patrol is a cringe show for kids and also a copy of the Transformers: Rescue Bots. Paw Patrol breaks the law of reality, for an example:
Kid: ,,I'm gonna be stuck on a very tall tree, so Paw Patrol could get me!"
Parent: ,,You'll die if you should fall of that tree"
Kid: *Climbs up the tree*
Kid: ,,Paw Patrol will come now"
Solution: The kid fell of the tree and broke most of his/her bones and probably died
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Anyone who is 12 or over will get cancer by watching this show please refrain from any paw patrol shows or merchandise it will kill!!
Stay away from paw patrol it’s supposedly really dangerous to watch
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Paw Patrolled is a sex move that requires the highest of precision. As you're fingering a girl, you yell at the top of your lungs "LETS DIVE IN!" and promptly jump in headfirst into her asshole. Lube is discouraged.
Guy 1: "Hey man, I paw patrolled my girl last night. It was wild, I had to get 3 other people to pull me out. Shits' wild man."
Guy 2: "Holy shit I should try that!!!!"
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The worship of the little cartoon dogs on nick jr.
Each one has a godly feature unmatchable by mortality.
John: fuck christianity i'am converting to Paw Patrolism
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