Pda police

A particular individual that walks in on people at the wrong time, if someone is making out, which is a form of PDA; Public Display of Affection, this specific person will always catch these people doing nasty things. The two individuals are most likely PDA-heavy and enjoy attention on them. The pda police will make an attempt to stop these actions by giving them a pda ticket, a pda ticket is a ticket that two individuals get when they get caught doing something that is showing too much pda

"Stop groping me! The PDA police is coming!!"

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PDA police

Parents, prude friends, or otherwise obnoxious individuals who get in the way of your public booty-call action.

(Boyfriend: puts hand up back of shirt to remove bra)
(Girlfriend: nuzzles a little closer to make his hand motions less obvious)

PDA Policeman: "What does this look like? A porno? This is the cafeteria, keep it G-rated kids!"

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