peacock syndrome

Just as the beautiful birds fan their tails to catch a mate’s eye, men who believe that conspicuous displays of wealth is the best way to grab a female's attention. It is usually a delusional thought which the female see's through.

Examples of peacock syndrome:
People who use flash cars in an attempt to impress others.
People who let others know just how rich there are.
A ploy, usually unsuccessfully, used to try and impress a female.
People who are continuously bragging.
People who strut around like a peacock.

Sweaty Peacock Syndrome

An uncomfortable disorder that gives you pubic hair on all parts of your penis. It is said to be named this because a peacock nested on someones cock who had this long ago.

Person #1- "dude that guy has that awesome Sweaty Peacock Syndrome, i bet he gets all the peacocks."

Person #2- "yea i wish i could get a peacock to nest on my cock."

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