Peacok

A rare and endangered green chicken. Usually held under the ownership of the greatest producers of peas if their time, like Mr. Grene Djiante, and others. Their eggs usually contain a massive pea instead of a yolk, and has a sort of smoky flavor to it. The meat from a peacok tastes as though the song "can can" is being played on your young, hence why it is reserved for only the finest of tounges, like that of presidents, kings, and private business owners that invested in the government.

Their rarity has made hunting them illegal in many countries, though others make a trade of their eggs, particularly the yolks, which make a great side to any dish when made into a proper paste. Many countries also make it law to submit these exquisite birds to the nearest police station or national post office.

Woah, look at that peacok! Better submit to my nearest police station or national post office! ;)