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You probably heard this on The Interview and laughed your a** off
He's motherfucking peanut butter and jealous
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A strong feeling of envy over another's delicious-looking PB&J sandwich.
The other day I made the most delicious triple decker PB&J sandwich, and when I got to my table, it was so obvious that everyone else was peanut butter and jealous.
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Something a brown dachshund might say as an insult while in a fight with a yellow cat wearing a pink collar
"Is that what you eat for lunch everyday? A peanut butter and jealous sandwich?"