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The fine display of a group who issues multiple teabags to a single unsuspecting individual. The pear tree is often performed by employing 3+ teabags.
Mike's been passed out for like 3 hours now, lets pear tree him and take pictures.
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Where the partridge goes. Also, the trees they plant all over my neighborhood with flowers that bloom in the spring that look nice but SMELL HORRIBLE!!! AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!!!!
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Okay, I'm better now.
These pear tree blossoms smell like cat piss!
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A scrawny girl with a big booty. Limbs resembling those of a deciduous tree during the winter season, but with an ass like a pear.
Oh shit, she must have followed the mix-a-lot xmas mix workout tape. O dat pear tree doe!
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verb. to stick pointy objects in people's asshole in the dark
That Alabama Pear Tree really surpised me at the party.
From Bob's Burgers: a Christmastime burger that's served with sliced pears
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Pear Tree Burger, you should try it!"
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an unbelievably cool person
"you only wish you were as cool as a partridge in a pear tree"
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Someone who is physically attractive but suffers from gastrointestinal issues resulting in frequent flatulence.
Hey Brad! Did you see Stacey the other day? She is fucking HOT. How is she still single?
Dude shes a Bradford Pear Tree. She looks fine as hell but no way anyone wants to share a bed with that chick.
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