peepee weight

n. the mass and/or size of male genetalia, generally in reference to changes in penis dimensions resulting from excessive food consumption

I won't stop eating fast food because it helps me gain peepee weight.

Hot Babe: "Truth or Dare" was so good last night, Brett and Scott added peepee weight since last semester.

Sure Bryan gained 10 lbs this year, but it was all peepee weight.

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