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Seeing a one-legged person and making it your nights mission to sleep with them.
The other night at the bar, a one-legged man walked in and Ginger proudly exclaimed I'm going peglegging tonight!
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To peg someone using one's leg in place of a dildo
Jimmy's never been the same since he got peglegged by his ex.
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Tire mark left by a car with out a Posi rear diferental doing a burnout.
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When a woman has sexual intercourse with a man's amputated leg. But instead of using his penis he uses his amputated leg and inserts it into the womans vagina.
"Woah dude you know that amputated guy Joe"
"Yeh?"
"He totally peglegged my wife last night!!"
"ehhhh... ok?!"
"pretty sweet I recorded it!"
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When a man's penis is so long that he can not bend his lag when he has a boner and is wearing jeans
"Dude my dick is so long i have a pegleg"
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To sleep with an under-age Girl then lie about it in court by singing your own songs.
The judge was not impressed with wobble board solo performed by the peglegging defendant.
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