pei wei

to eat noodles off of somebodys naked stomach.

I just want to pei wei that girl!

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pei-wei shits

Spicy noodling turds dotted with sesame seeds. The take home dish that fills the bowl. No chop sticks needed.

That mother fucker runs faster than pei-wei shits.

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pei wei nap

The nap that you take in response to an overwhelming feeling of lethargy as a result from consuming pei wei dishes that have a high carbohydrate/sugar/sodium content.

Person 1:"Dude, I ate lunch at pei wei, then tried to study for a test, but passed out for the whole afternoon"

Person 2:"Damn dude...those pei wei naps can really get to you"

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