pelican head

a name given to some-one who has put far too much gel in their hair in attempt to get a girlfriend

guy 1 "hey see Micheal his trying to get laid ha!"
guy 2 "Oh yeah how do you know?"
guy 1 "hes got a bit of a pelican head on him!"

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Pelican Head

A nice way to call someone a dumbass.
When someone is a dumbass and you can't call them a dumbass.

You pelican head

pelican head

word for a creature with the body of a man and the head of a pelican. the pelican head is larger than a regular pelicans head to accommodate for excessive brain power. pelican heads are a apex predator and known to be super smart and also strong. approach carefully

guy 1: woah. what the fuck was that?
guy 2: that was a Pelican Head. 1/8 pelican, 7/8 man.