Pengman

A pengman is a mythical creature that is half penguin, half human. According to folklore, pengmans are found in close proximity to large bodies of water, such as the river Thames.

In literature, they are often deemed to be the most beautiful cross-species in existence.

No pengman has ever been scientifically identified, but there have been anecdotal stories of pengman sightings in the Borough of Kingston, London.

Did you hear about the pengman sighting the other day? It was the sexiest waddle I've ever seen.