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penis pal

1000x gayer than butt buddy

That kid and his friend are penis pals.

by eLgnouV February 19, 2009

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penis pals

when two females have slept with the same male on different occasions.

you and I both slept with Jordan, that makes us penis pals!

by BettyLou221 December 27, 2011

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Punctured penis pals

When males' testicles or 'penis pals' retract and shrivel as if there were balloons that had met a needle. Sometimes due to cold, but primarily in this case due to fear.

The puncturing aspect of the aforementioned gentleman imagining his balls being stabbed with a sharp implement can often lead to a re-retraction.

"Oh baby, aren't you keen to have a go with this strap-on? I've ubed it well but you've still got punctured penis pals"
"What the f@ÂŁk are you talking 'bout?"
"You're balls look like a couple of balloons that have been popped by a pin"
"That's not really helping honey!"

She realised she'd revealed too much about her job in the STI clinic as she noticed she'd his previously budding sack had been replaced by punctured penis pals

by RastaVari August 16, 2013


penis pal

penis pal is ur penis pal

"hi penis pal!" "hi penis pal"

by fagurmom May 13, 2022