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1.) audrey
2.) someone or something that is annoying,stupid, weird or even funny
my mom is such a penis pillow she just grounded me
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A pillow that a man often places between his thighs at night so that his penis and testicles are not uncomfortably squeezed by his legs.
My dick's been super uncomfortable while sleeping lately, so I used a penis pillow last night.
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"Dude, Angelina Jolie has amazing penis pillows!"
"Excuse me good Sir, but I do believe that Scarlett Johansson has an even better set of penis pillows."
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A wade of toilet paper used to keep your penis off of the toilet seat.
"I had to use a nasty toilet to take a shit and didn't want my penis in the water or resting on the seat; so I gave my dick a Penis Pillow."
Not to be mistaken with a sausage sofa, which refers to both testicle. A penis pillow is when your penis is resting on one testicle.
My dick almost fell of its penis pillow.
A gigantic, huge mega-penis. It is roughly the size of an anaconda. Since no condoms will fit a pillow penis, garbage bags may be substituted. Oral Sex may be dangerous with a pillow penis-many women have lost an eye due to the size of the jumbo penis.
Moose, bulls, elephants, and whales all have smaller penises than someone with a pillow penis.
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