penis piss

An extremely concentrated dose of soapy water delivered directly to the crotch while bathing which, if done correctly, results in an unpleasant stinging sensation in the penis

I didn't notice the bar of soap was missing until I got hit with the batch of penis piss it had been used to make.

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Pissed Penis

An irritable person who has a 20ft stick up their arse.

Can’t laugh for the life of them

“God, you are being such a pissed penis. Lighten up!”