The poo smeared onto the penis after anal sexing.
So dude, I pulled out after poking her fart box and there was penis poo residue all over me member. So naturally I had her lick it off.
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Poo that comes out of your penis.
I went to take a poo...then something went terribly wrong and Penis Poo happened.
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Someone in possession of remarkably unpleasant qualities. Someone who you wish to smack repeatedly.
Bleh, he's such a penis poo. He wore high-nylon-content plaid and drank from urinals.
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When you take a dump and poop out a rock hard turd which makes you feel like you've been bummed.
Dave: "I just took a shit and feel like I was raped by a poo penis"
Steve: "Did it flush?"