penis stuck in a door

This very painful thing happens when you slam the door, unaware your penis was there. And you scream in pain.

Innocent guy: *walks to the door
Innocent guy: *closes door*
Innocent guy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Innocent guy: *mah dick fell off
Innocent guy: *dies from his penis stuck in a door*