Peon Freeze

When you come to your mundane 9-5 job and realize you are just incapable of doing anything work related. This could last from several minutes to several months.

Employee 73629: Man i'm so behind on this project, total peon freeze all day
Employee 83772: Tell me about it I've had grunt block all week
Employee 73845: Yeah, a total code monkey stall, just a giant cube fuck
Manager 82764: Damn it Bill, all my subordinates had a giant case of peon freeze this week so we are not going to meet that deadline

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