people's names

something that everyone attempts to define on urbandictionary.com but that are rarely accepted for good reason

idiot: i am going to try to define a bunch of people's names on urbandictionary

me: dont waste your time, the editors will vote them down

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People named Justin

Mostly cunts, besides the Asian ones

People named Justin are mostly creeps and weeaboos

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People named Jay

These species of "People Named Jay" are constantly addicted to the 2017 hit battle royale game "Fortnite." Their whole personality is based off of Fortnite, every waking minute of the day is spent on Fortnite, every dollar they earn is just Vbucks, so much so that they have a conversion calculator built into their brain. These people also tend to hit the griddy whenever they can muster the strength to stand up off their crusty ass gaming chair.

"I hate People named Jay, they literally never go outside and constantly hit the griddy"
"People named Jay broke my floor from hitting the griddy too violently"

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STOP adding people's names

Don't name your friends

James is a-
*Clicks no*
STOP adding people's names

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People who define names

RETARTED PEOPLE WHO CANT GET COMPLIMENTS IN REAL LIFE SO THEY COMPLIMENT THEMSELVES ON THE INTERNET BECAUSE THEY ARE DESPERATE TO GET ANY FORM OF A POSITIVE COMMENT SO THEY DO IT THEMSELVES AND IN THE FUTURE WILL BE ALONE AND DIE ALONE WITH ONLY THEIR STUPID DEFNITIONS

Retard: People who define names (aka me) are so awesome
Person with a brain: Wrong you stupid mutt

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Make fun of people with J names month

This month goes from December 25th to January 25th. During this month, you are allowed to make fun of people with names which begin with the letter J

Joe: Today Is Going to be a good day!
Mike: Loser
Joe: Oh no, it’s Make fun of people with J names month :(

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People named avery

A very cute and/or attractive person living in South Florida. These people can be very good at gorilla tag and they pull bitches.

People named avery are the best