Rural Dictionary

people who say noob are fucking morons

If you are dumb enough to be insulted by noob, then you are a fucking moron too. I want to shoot the motherfucker in the face who came up with noob. All the dumb motherfuckers of the internet world think they are gay when they say it all the time. I say fuck them, and shut the fuck up you stupid bitches.

John says, "im 1337 noob"
Rob pulls out his penis and begins to pummel John with his cock in the best Danza slap ever, and says, "Shut the fuck up you stupid bitch, people who say noob are fucking morons"

by Dirk Dickher March 17, 2005

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gay people say no

a movie that is quite popular with grade-schoolers. You will usually be asked whether or not you have seen this movie, to which you must respond yes and then proceed to make up random scenes you saw in it. Otherwise, as the title suggests, you are gay.

person 1: Have you seen the movie Gay People Say No? *snicker*
person 2: In fact, yes I have. Do you remember the car chase scene where the hero jumps through the windshield, shoots the driver, crashes the car off the cliff, and jumps onto a helicopter at the last minute, steals it, and destroys an entire car dealership with it and then shoots at random people?
person 1: walks away

by 79651964971 February 20, 2008

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Gay People Say No

A popular term used most commonly by Elementary and Middle Schoolers to try and make fun of someone because they are "gay." Basically someone would walk up to you and say "Hey have you watched the movie 'Gay People Say No'?" If you say no then you are "gay" because the tittle "says so." If you answer yes then you better have a good follow up comment. (See below for an awesome one!) You can alternatively respond with "Cool Story Bro" and watch the other person shut up.

Person 1: Hey have you ever watched the movie "Gay People Say No"?

Person 2: Yeah, I downloaded that off of ThePirateBay like two weeks ago! It was AWESOME!! My favorite part was when that one dude took down the enemy helicopter with a throwing knife!

by Beast Ops June 6, 2011

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stupid things people say

People do say some shockingly stupid things in every day life.
here are just a few of them!

you ask, "How ya doing...?"
And then courteously they answer "High"...!

"Have a nice day!!"
"no i'm aiming for a shitty one"

"I found it!!! it was in the last place i looked!!"
"well of course it was. youd be pretty stupid to keep looking after you found it"

"drive safely!"
"no i'm going to drive along at 100mphm with my eyes closed!"

"my eyes aren't what they used to be"
"what were they? ears?"

"He has his mothers eyes"
"no i'm pretty sure their mine"

"Find yourself a nice man!"
"no i'm trying to find one who's going to be on the run, wanted for murder 24/7"

"is there anyone there?"
"nope, no one here!"

someone phones you in the middle of the night "are you asleep?"
"no, i answered the phone in my sleep"

"can i ask you a question?"
"you just did."

"Life is short."
"no its not. tell me one thing you can do that's longer."

a person is lying on the road bleeding to death "stay with us! don't go!"
"do i look like i could leave if i wanted to??"

"they should put lights on this step so blind people dont trip on it!

note: any offense by "stupid things people say" is unintentional. do not take it seriously.