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The most beautiful food in the world.
<FlareonAtma> brb, pepperoni pizza
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During a threesome, if one partner dies, the other two just puts the body under the bed and then they watch the Iron Chef on the Food Channel.
Dawg, that threesome was goin' great until it turned into a pepperoni pizza. But that Japanese cook was making that stove his bi-atch!
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when your friend is making out in his car with his gurl,the rest of us boys pull our pants down and slam our junk against the windows.
while pedro was in the car making good we gave him a good old fashioned pepperoni pizza!
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To perform the Bellacinos Special. You need first a large pizza, 1 tub of garlic spread, and 5 packets of mustard. Your partner and you must be in a back hoe with an enclosed cab. Then place the pizza on your girlfriend and dump the garlic spread on her ass. Also remember she must be laying. take 4 packets of mustard and squirt them in her crouch area and then squirt one in her eye. Stick your dick in her rear and eat the pizza off her back. then when ur dick is covered in garlic spread stick ur dick in her pussy and wait til it is covered in mustard then stick ur garlic/mustard flavored dick in her mouth and blow your load. she will enjoy the special.
Wow me and my gf really had fun last night. She loves the pepperoni pizza special
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when the establishment wishes to find malicious intent for something with absolutely no meaning
"it's literally just pepperoni pizza with cheese, no meaning at all"
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a phrase used by drunk people to talk about nipples
guy 1: "i'd like to lick her pepperoni pizza snacks"
guy 2: hell yeah dude
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Phrase used to communicate with *le nigga aliens*
i don't even know wtf I just wrote lmao *guacamole nigga cheese pepperoni pizza filante*
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