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The act of masturbating while eating a pepperoni pizza, in a bathrobe, and listening to smooth jazz.
Did you hear John playing Frank Sinatra in his bedroom? I think he’s trying the pepperoni slide.
while having sex, you try and cut off your partners nipple and then glue or stitch it to their elbow
"Hey man, I got roofied last night and woke up with a pepperoni switch and slide