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The perfect woman is a woman who is beautiful inside and out who is willing to listen and be listened too, and she should always be respected by whoever is lucky enough to be with her.
The is no real example of a perfect woman it is only what you believe
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The perfect woman is so beautiful and so kind that the only explanation is she must be an angel that came down from heaven to bless us all.
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A woman who goes above and beyond the call of duty for her shit head boyfriend
I tagged her in one of those Facebook gourmet food videos and I she had it ready for dinner that night. Now that’s what I call the perfect woman.
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Creature, much like Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny, Sasquatch and the Good Nigger- often spoken of, but one has never actually been seen by a reputable witness.
I met the perfect woman last night, just before I sailed my yacht back to my mansion.....yeah...that's the ticket!
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3-foot tall, no teeth, DD's and a flat head to set your beer on.
God, that midget circus freak would make the perfect woman.
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Term used to describe the ultimate, and perfect act of female kindness to a man with morning blue balls.
The woman is often asleep or barely waking when the man stands beside the bed with her head turned towards him, his waist at her face, and alternates between masterbating and force feeding his cock to the female, leading to an eventual ejaculation into her mouth as she quickly finishes him, swallows and turns to go back to bed, allowing you to go back to bed (or to work etc.)
This morning she gave me a perfect woman
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A mute, pearl-diving, tuba-playing, flat-headed, midget gymnast with no gag-reflex, that can suck-start a Harley Davidson.
Took my perfect woman out for a date last night...she serenaded me with her tuba, while wearing the pearl necklace that it took her nearly a year to make...all the while doing the splits with my beer resting on her head. After that, she crammed my whole tailpipe down her throat and started my bike...and the best part is that she'll never even say a word about what we did when we got back to my place. What a woman!!!
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