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In baseball, a complete game by a pitcher in which he does not allow any member of the opposing team to reach base.
No pitcher has ever recorded more than one perfect game.
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When your having perfect doggystyle sex with a hot-ass beezy. You give her 27 pumps of perfection; same number of batters a pitcher must face to get a perfect game. After the 27th pump, you pull out, if your wearing a condom, take it off, if not don't worry, and blow your load straight into the air, allowing it to get hangtime before landing on the girl's back.
I gave Mrs. Abbott a Perfect Game!
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Somebody's crying now
His head is full of pain
Take him to the building
Where they're playing the perfect game
Perfect game
Perfect game
He's standing at the window
To watch the falling rain
No matter how he sees it
The view remains the same
Perfect game
Perfect game
They don't know what to call him
He doesn't have a name
But they still know how to force him
To keep playing the perfect game
A set of perfect criminals
Is hard to criticize
When your watching the perfect crime
Through a pair of perfect eyes
Perfect eyes
Perfect eyes
When everybody else is simply wondering why we came
Maybe it's because we're all playing the perfect game
Perfect game
Perfect game
They don't know what to call us
Because we don't have a name
But they still know how to force us
To keep playing the perfect game
So if you want to find out why you call someone insane
Just sit inside the building where they're playing the perfect game
Perfect game
Perfect game
Perfect game
Perfect game
They don't know what to call you
Because you don't have a name
But they still know how to force you
To keep playing the perfect game
When you take a dump, wipe once, check toilet paper and nothing is there except clean white paper.
person 1: How the hell did you poop? we are out of toilet paper?
person 2: I just knew I was going to throw a perfect game.
person 1: man that was a fast shit. how'd you do it?
person 2: i pitched a perfect game.
Me: Yo Jesse, i just got off the toilet and feel great
Jesse: how come?
Me: Because I threw a perfect game!
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a perfect game in bowling refers to a bowler throwing 12 consecutive strikes in a single game, resulting in a 300 game.
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When you tape grass clippings and smear chunky peanut butter on a bowling ball and give it the shocker.
After I get home from work every Thursday I get drunk and bowl a perfect game.
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When you take a dump, wipe once, check toilet paper and nothing is there except clean white paper.
Me: Yo Jesse, i just got off the toilet and feel great
Jesse: how come?
Me: Because I threw a perfect game!
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